DRUNKEN MOVIE REVIEWS: WE'RE THE MILLERS

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 05/03/2014 at 22:37 • Filed to: DRUNK MOVIE REVIEWS

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Yo, isn't Jenifer Aniston like, my mom's age. Weird to see her as a stripper.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 22:38

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Nah, she's hot.

Wait, we talking about Jenifer Aniston or your mom....

Eh, either way.

Your boy, BJR > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 05/03/2014 at 22:41

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HEY!!! You use nothing but respect when referring to mi madre. She is a beautiful lovely woman, and it was an honor to walk her down the aisle at her 2nd wedding!

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 22:46

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So that is what you look like I always thought you would look more like white trash no offense.

desertdog5051 > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 22:48

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She be about 45 this year. That bi... is hot even at her age. And don't get me started on Cindy Crawford.

Your boy, BJR > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/03/2014 at 22:49

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Well I am about 3 years younger and wearing a Tuxedo here…..

Your boy, BJR > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/03/2014 at 22:49

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How's that?

Your boy, BJR > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/03/2014 at 22:53

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Also, I'm a little offended! I'm not even white!

desertdog5051 > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 22:56

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Damn. Mom is hot. Meant in a nice way. So, do you have a drivers license yet?

Your boy, BJR > desertdog5051 05/03/2014 at 22:58

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1.) Fuck you, be more respectful, I'm so protective I'd kill my stepdad if i even got a whiff of him cheating.

2.) Yeah, been driving since 2010, and I've owned like 7 or 10 cars, idk, I'm too drunk to count.

desertdog5051 > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 23:01

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Was only complimenting on the good looks of your mom. Nothing more. She is an attractive lady. Easy, Hot Rod.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 23:02

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Haha I always pictured you as blond with a mullet and wearing a stained tanktop that says need a seat there is one on my face.

Your boy, BJR > desertdog5051 05/03/2014 at 23:03

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WHY THANK YOU. Sorry if i was mean, I am a tad drunk, and for most of my life it was just me and her, so i tend to be fiercely defensive

Your boy, BJR > Vince-The Roadside Mechanic 05/03/2014 at 23:04

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Well, except for the blonde mullet part, I'd wear the shit out of that shirt.

Vince-The Roadside Mechanic > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 23:05

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Haha it is weird finding out what opponauts look like.

Crocket Bernet > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 23:05

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Hey it's you!

Your boy, BJR > Crocket Bernet 05/03/2014 at 23:06

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GODFUCKINGDAMNRIGHT

desertdog5051 > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 23:08

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Understandable. As I said, meant no disrespect.

Your boy, BJR > desertdog5051 05/03/2014 at 23:10

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It's totally cool. Let's both dtink a shot so we can bond like they do in buddy cop films.

desertdog5051 > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 23:10

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And, I only threw the DL thing in cause you look so young in that picture. Was not meant as a dig.

Your boy, BJR > desertdog5051 05/03/2014 at 23:10

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Lol, that pic is a few years old (I was a senior in HS) But still, lol

desertdog5051 > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 23:16

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Sangria for me tonight. Here's to you.

Your boy, BJR > desertdog5051 05/03/2014 at 23:17

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Also, not sure if single cover is racist

Your boy, BJR > desertdog5051 05/03/2014 at 23:21

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I'm making a shot right now. It's half Danimals drinkable yogurt, half lemoncello

desertdog5051 > Your boy, BJR 05/03/2014 at 23:27

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I'll try one, sounds good.

Your boy, BJR > desertdog5051 05/03/2014 at 23:40

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IS NOT. RUN AWAY

thebigbossyboss > Your boy, BJR 05/04/2014 at 12:53

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That sounds gross.